It's about time for my arrival!

Nothing like some Xtina lyrics to start a blog. :)

Hello!! I signed up for this spiffy (Spiffy? Don't worry, I don't usually use that word lol!) little service because I wanted to stalk Joy's blog and see everything she was posting about Alain Bernard. For those of you who don't know who Alain is, boy are you missing out! *insert sarcasm here* He's the French swimmer who said that he and his teammates were going "smash the Americans" in the 4X100 Relay during the Olympics. The Americans won though, and Alain was left looking like an idiot. Since then, my friend Emma and I have found him quite amusing to talk about. We even put him in our fan fiction, As the Water Swirls. (Which you all should read, btw!) And of course, I laughed my booty off when I saw him at a tennis match, presenting the trophy to the tournament winner. He's everywhere!!! Which should make Joy happy, because she seems to be sliding over to the dark side and is slowly becoming his #1 fan. I read your blog, Joy, and saw what you wrote about him! Gorgeous!? Sexy accent!? Ok, so I've never actually heard him speak, but I can't imagine that anything about him would be sexy! And lmao people, I actually dared her to make a banner with his pics and she did! We love ya, Joy! Just not Alain.

Well, I think I'm going to hit "Publish Post" and officially make this my first blog entry. Thanks to Caroline for showing me this place! Hopefully she won't start liking Alain too. Don't do it Caroline, don't do it!!!

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