Sunday, December 28, 2008

LMAO @ my mom!!!

So I took off the pic of me as a cop. (Halloween 2007) For one, it's embarrassing to have ANYTHING in common with Alain. And two, I just showed my mom the pic and she said "I remember that! You looked like a prostitute!!!" Thanks, mom!!! It was Halloween, sheesh! But that reminds me, I had a friend who worked for Mac. She did my makeup one time and my mom said then too, "You look like a prostitute!!!" Which wasn't good cuz although I didn't like the makeup job, I didn't want to hurt my friend's feelings and I went out to dinner like that. Then a waiter hit on me who didn't speak much English. Anyhoo, let this be a lesson to everyone - never let anyone do your makeup unless 1.) It's Halloween 2.) You're in a play 3.) You trust the person COMPLETELY!!! Otherwise, the results can be disastrous. My friend was in a wedding once and a Mary Kay representative offered to do the entire wedding party's makeup. My friend, who was the maid of honor, refused and was the only one who looked decent! I'm so doing my own makeup for my wedding. Which I'll post pics of, of course! How can I pass up an opportunity to show off how good I look with my husband, Ryan Lochte? Buhahaha. :p

In other news, my Emma is home!!! I'm very excited, I missed her bunches. And she's making a blog. Double yay!!

10 comments:

  1. Yeah you really do need to trust whoever does your makeup for sure!!! LOL
    And I know you really did not want to have anything in common with he who shall remain nameless!!!
    Yeah that Emma is back!!!!!!!!!!! And can't wait see her blog!!!!! :)

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  2. She made a blog!!! Go add her :)

    http://emma1288.blogspot.com/

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  3. omg. . my friend was gona do my make up for me the other month at school. . i kept avoiding her untill she forgot about it. . . i felt bad. . buuuut ehhhh i hate how she does her make up. . so yeeeeh.

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  4. That's like my friend I told you about last night, Joy. (The food one, lol.) When she does wear makeup it looks terrible. And OMG, she didn't even know what mascara was!!!

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  5. I am officially following Emma's blog now!!!
    LOL

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  6. Haha but she has nothing there! Post something, Emma!!!

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  7. omg. . the food one cracked me up!

    omg. . whale. . asked out shinead. . and shinead rejected her. coz she has a boyfriend. .

    whale and shinead use to go out. but shinead finally realse that whale was too fat so she dumped whale. and asked james out. . so she can cover up the fact that she was gay with shinead. .

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  8. WHAT??? She's gay?? How does she gets boyfriends?? Doesn't she squish them???

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  9. yeh shes gay. . . the whale is deffo gay.
    shinead is just bi i think. .

    oh yehhh forgot to mention. . the funny part of that story is that right after shinead rejected her. . she asked out this guy who lives all the way in england. . .


    ohhhh and btw. .this is how she asked shinead out, and i quote "dump james and be with me again! i love you!! be with me and we'll last forever!! i promise you! i love you with all my heart!!"

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  10. Hey Krystina, check out my blog when you get a chance OK!!! *smiles*

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